Nekromanti DnD5 Disclaimers

[anth]

Alla officiella DnD5-produkter från WotC har innehållit en rolig disclaimer. De flesta har redan postats här i trådar om respektive produkt. Jag tycker dock att de förtjänar sin egen tråd.

Disclaimer: Wizards of the Coast is not responsible for the consequences of any failed saving throws, including but not limited to petrification, poison, death magic, dragon breath, spells, or vorpal sword-related decapitations.

Disclaimer: The following adventure contains chromatic dragons. Wizards of the Coast cannot be held liable for characters who are incinerated, dissolved, frozen, poisoned, or electrocuted.

Disclaimer: Tiamat does not apologize for TPKs.

Disclaimer: Wizards of the Coast is not responsible for the consequences of splitting up the party, sticking appendages in the mouth of a leering green devil face, accepting a dinner invitation from bugbears, storming the feast hall of a hill giant steading, angering a dragon of any variety, or saying yes when the DM asks “Are you really sure?”

Disclaimer: Any similarities between monsters depicted in this book and monsters that actually exist are purely coincidental. That goes double for mind flayers, which absolutely, utterly, and completely do not exist, nor do they secretly run the D&D team. Do we really need a disclaimer to tell you that? You shouldn't use your brain to consider such irrational thoughts. They only make the mind cluttered, confused, and unpleasantly chewy. A good brain is nice, tender, and rarely used. Go ahead, put down this book and watch some reality TV or internet cat videos. They're really funny these days. You won't regret it. We say this only because we love you and your juicy, succulent gamer brain.

Disclaimer: Wizards of the Coast does not officially endorse the following tactics, which are guaranteed to maximize your enjoyment as a Dungeon Master. First, always keep a straight face and say OK no matter how ludicrous or doomed the players’ plan of action is. Second, no matter what happens, pretend that you intended all along for everything to unfold the way it did. Third, if you’re not sure what to do next, feign illness, end the session early, and plot your next move. When all else fails, roll a bunch of dice behind your screen, study them for a moment with a look of deep concern mixed with regret, let loose a heavy sign, and announce that Tiamat swoops from the sky and attacks.

 

[Eksem]

Roliga!

 

[MattiasLejbrink]

Mindflayer Illuminati <3

 

[Staffan]

En sak jag gillar med 5e är att man, som en del av den allmänna "neoretro"-känslan, har stoppat in en del humor här och där. Ända sedan 2e har man tagit sig själv på ganska stort allvar - eller, om man gjort något humoristiskt, så har man stoppat in det i spelvärlden (t ex Elfinster, trollkarlen från Shadowdale, som flyttat ända till Huzuz i Zakhara för att slippa förväxlas med en annan magiker med liknande namn) i stället för att rikta det direkt till spelarna.