Krille
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Jupp. Rising kommer från djupet av ett svart helvete. Fast mig veterligen så var han inte på BSK.
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Jupp. Rising kommer från djupet av ett svart helvete. Fast mig veterligen så var han inte på BSK.
Rising
Vila i frid
Yeah, den där har jag chucklat åt en hel del... En klassiker.
Nu väntar jag på att få se ngn affisch som säger "Rising from a cold hell" (jag är dock inställd på att vänta länge) eftersom firman kommer flytta till... *trumvirvel* Kallhäll. -Äh, dålig ordvits (knappt ens det), men... blä blä, baberiba.
/Rising
var mycket riktigt inte på BSK.
Förresten... Den förste på forumet som skriver ngt om "bubble tea", eller frågar om jag vill ha det, eller dricker det i min närvaro, han/hon kommer få tusen <u>feta</u> minuspoäng. Så nu har ni blivit varnade.
Nu väntar jag på att få se ngn affisch som säger "Rising from a cold hell" (jag är dock inställd på att vänta länge) eftersom firman kommer flytta till... *trumvirvel* Kallhäll. -Äh, dålig ordvits (knappt ens det), men... blä blä, baberiba.
/Rising
var mycket riktigt inte på BSK.
Förresten... Den förste på forumet som skriver ngt om "bubble tea", eller frågar om jag vill ha det, eller dricker det i min närvaro, han/hon kommer få tusen <u>feta</u> minuspoäng. Så nu har ni blivit varnade.
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"eftersom firman kommer flytta till... *trumvirvel* Kallhäll. -Äh, dålig ordvits (knappt ens det), men... blä blä, baberiba."
När jag läste "Rising from a cold hell" så tänke jag "Han kan väl inte mena..." och sen såg jag det. Du har dragit samma vits som hemsökt varje elev på mellanstadiet i kallhäll sedan engelskan kom till svenska ungdomen, ungefär. Jag som trodde jag skulle slippa den nu när jag flyttat därifrån
/Rising - (nä, inte egentligen, men nog blev ni liiite förvirrade iaf?)
När jag läste "Rising from a cold hell" så tänke jag "Han kan väl inte mena..." och sen såg jag det. Du har dragit samma vits som hemsökt varje elev på mellanstadiet i kallhäll sedan engelskan kom till svenska ungdomen, ungefär. Jag som trodde jag skulle slippa den nu när jag flyttat därifrån
/Rising - (nä, inte egentligen, men nog blev ni liiite förvirrade iaf?)
A cold day in hell...
Fick flash-backs till en text som jag raskt letade upp. Läs och njut.
Rising: Du behöver inte vänta länge på att helvetet ska bli kallt >_<
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The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
The Question Was: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
Fick flash-backs till en text som jag raskt letade upp. Läs och njut.
Rising: Du behöver inte vänta länge på att helvetet ska bli kallt >_<
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The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
The Question Was: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
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Det där var riktigt bra påhittat
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Det där var riktigt bra påhittat
En av de roligaste läsningarna jag gjort på länge
