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Storuggla

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Ja! Glädje! Ofantliga rikedomar är mina om jag bara följer instruktionerna som medföljer! Hurra! För att ni, mina medmänniskor och medflanörer på livets grusiga landsväg av vemod, ska kunna ta del av denna once in a lifetime opportunity, så får även ni ta del utav detta:

Please For Urgent Assistance
Abidjan Cote d' Ivoire
West Africa.

For logistic reason contact me on my private e.mail Address:(sussan_002_002@yahoo.com)
Attention: Respectful Greetings and How are you today Iam PRINCES SUSSAN The Only Doughter of chief late IBRAHIM DIKKO.
Please my dear I would like you to permit me to apply through this medium for your co-operation and to secure an opportunity to invest and do joint relationship and business with you in your country.
I have a substantial capital I honourably Inherited from my late father late Chief DIKKO who was minister of Interior and deal in Cocao and coffee platation and share from family Gold, diamond Minining site.The Epmigo rebels killed Him recently in political crisis in our country that have resulted to war since this past two years.

I intend to invest this fund in profitable areas in your country into a very lucratives business venture of which you are to advise and execute the said venture over there for the mutual benefits of both of us .
Most especially is for you to help me come over to your base if possible for You be able co-operate with me to become my business partner in your country and create ideas on how money will be invested, properly managed and the type of investment after the money is transferred to your custody with your assistance. I inherited this sum from my late father whom the
rebels killed because he was not supporting their selfish intrest to topple the president Gbagbo the
present president. Meanwhile, on indication of your willingness to handle this transaction sincerely by protecting my
Interests and upon your acceptance of this proposal. I would furnish you with the full detailed information, procedure, amount involve is below and we shall mutually agree on your percentage interest or share holding for helping me to secure the release of the deposit and investing the fund into a lucratives profitable venture in your care.It is The sum of Six Million Five Hundred Thousand $6.500.000, USD, This money was depossited by my late father in one of the prime bank here in abidjan Cote d' Ivoire west africa and I the original next of kin Princes Sussan Dikko, I shall be glad to reserve this respect and opportunity for you, if you so desire, but do urge you to give the matter your immediate attention it deserves.I want you to be rest assured that everything is in order and legitimate it was due to the political crisis in our country that have resulted to war which cause everybody to find a way to get out of the country, that make's me to use this medium to request for your assistance hoping that you will not let me down.
This fund is legitimately acquired by my late father from sales of cocoa and coffee and diamond dealings. Please Iam Looking forward to your prompt response on my private e.mail Address :gremfrown:sussan_002_002@yahoo.com)
Faithfully
PRINCES SUSSAN DIKKO.
Detta cirkumnavigerade mitt spamfiter på ett väldigt smart sätt faktiskt, denna prinsessa har nämligen registrerat sig på ett forum jag en gång skrev ett inlägg på och sedan skickat detta som ett personligt meddelande. Inte helt dumt.


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Storuggla

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Roligare vet jag väl inte...

"... om den där prinsessan erbjudit dig ÄKTENSKAP!?"

Förvisso ett intressant sätt att hitta makar på. De där thailändska siterna med kvinns som vill gifta sig med västerlänningar borde kanske anamma det.

"Då kunde du ju blivit forumets första negerkung?"

Näää? Vi har ju Kalcidis? Han är ju vår kvotneger och så som han pratar måste han vara inavlad. Ergo knug.


Storuggla, poängräkningen slår tillbaka
 

Johan K

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Grattis, eller nått sådant !

Det är ju bara att slå till Ugglan !
Vad är det at vänta på ??? :gremgrin:
Vad kan bli bättre änatt bli rik på detta ?? :gremwink:

/ Johan K, som tursammt nog aldrig fått ett sådant brev som Ugglan.
 

Krille

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Ett svarsbrev

Storugglas slumpmässiga svarsbrev said:
Dear Sussan Dikko.

I am replying in regard to the BUSINESS PROPOSAL that you have sent me a couple of days ago.

First of all, I want to relay to you how saddened I am to hear of what has befallen your Father, King Ibrahim Dikko. While I never heard of him before, as I do not generally keep up to date on the affairs of Cote d\' Ivoire, your letter left me with little doubt that his was a career filled with success and achievements. I'm sure King Dikko's plight will find many sympathizers among the honest people of your great nation.

As I have stated, I do not follow the events in your part of the world too closely, but from what I did hear of Cote d\' Ivoire, the events detailed in your letter do not surprise me in the least. It is outrageous that such a horrible injustice can take place at the dawn of the Twenty First century.

But I would like to discuss your proposal. It could not have come at a better time. You see, just last week, I have received a confidential letter from Canada. It was from a man named Alfonzo Yomotaka, who is the Representative of Reverend Mabwano Broneida, the recently Retired Leader of the Freedom Fighters of that country.

This man's letter explained how after his Client's exile there is a significant amount of money being sought by the Reverend Broneida's enemies in Canada. It then went on to ask for my help in moving the money (a total of SEVENTEEN MILLION - $17000000 U.S. Dollars) out of Canada and into my account, promising to pay me a percentage of the sum as compensation for my part of the operation.

In his letter, Alfonzo Yomotaka requested complete secrecy, so while I have shared this information with you because you seem to be in a very similar situation, I am sure you will appreciate the need to not share this highly confidential information with any of your other contacts.

I was quite ready to offer Alfonzo Yomotaka my assistance with the transfer his Client's money when I got your letter. You see, I have performed poorly at my job this year, and did not receive a yearly bonus from my employer. Therefore, I believe that if I were to transfer a large amount of money (even as much as SIX MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND - $6500000 DOLLARS, the amount your are proposing to move), the authorities would simply believe this to be my bonus and it would not raise eyebrows or trigger any red flags.

In truth, initially receiving your letter within mere days after getting Alfonzo Yomotaka's, I was a little skeptical as to the honesty of your claims. However, after thinking about it a lot yesterday, I have come to realise that this is an indicator that the situation in countries like Cote d\' Ivoire and Canada is much less stable what is portrayed by our government and media. This deception of the masses is outrageous and I for one will write letters to various people demanding it come to a stop.

However, the current situation represents a bit of a dilemma for me. You see, while I would be happy to acommodate you both, I do not want to run the risk of detection by both the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and their counterpart in Cote d\' Ivoire, as such risk would put all parties in excessive (and in my eyes - unacceptable) jeopardy. So it is after long hours of being torn between caution and compassion to both your causes, that I have decided that I dare risk accepting only one of the offers.

Do not worry however, while Alfonzo Yomotaka's offer is more lucrative to me financially, I firmly believe that in such situations, financial gain must take a back seat in favor of ethics and integrity... Therefore, my decision in this matter has to be made primarily based upon the seriousness of your situation, as well as that of Reverend Broneida's Representative. I would appreciate you getting back to me at your earliest convenience to let me know why you, and the estate of your esteemed Father are more worthy of my aid than Reverend Mabwano Broneida. Also, in finding me, you have demonstrated that you are a man of many connections, in your own country as well as abroad. If through your associates in the information gathering sphere you come upon any information leading you to believe Alfonzo Yomotaka to be disingenuous or not worthy of my help, I am sure you will relay such information to me with all expedience, as it will greatly benefit your own cause.

I eagerly await to hear back from you with the pertinent information, and would like to assure you that I approach our dealings with all the secrecy and gravity that the situation requires.

Your Friend.
Skapa ditt eget nigeriabrevsvarsbrev här.
 

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Allaballatjafs...

Vi har ju Kalcidis? Han är ju vår kvotneger...
Har jag tagit så fel?! :gremshocked: Jag trodde Kalcidis var en vit snubbe som gillade svart kultur, så om det gör honom till kvotneger är både du, jag och Krille japanska skolflickor... men jag har haft fel förr. (Senast jag hade fel var klockan 10.14 i morse; jag trodde hon var 8.00)

Erik
 

Storuggla

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Il est grec! [NT]

"så om det gör honom till kvotneger är både du, jag och Krille japanska skolflickor..."

:gremblush:
 

Storuggla

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Re: Kom igen nu Fureduriku-chan...

Men neeeej, jag vill inte! Jag passar inte i veckad kjol! :gremfrown:


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Dewil

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Re: Kom igen nu Fureduriku-chan...

Kom igen, alla killar passar i veckad kjol.

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