Nekromanti King Cthulhu

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Såg just Peter Jacksons Kong. Skitsnygg. Monster. 30-tal.

Det slog oss; tekniskt sett är Kong en Great Old One, den siste av sitt slag. Så...

...King Cthulhu?

Filmteam åker för att finna ö som inte finns på kartor, Rlyeh stiger upp ur havet, ditfarna degenererade polynesier kidnappar stjärnan, Calle dyker upp, fajter vidtar (med Mythos-monster, inte dinos och sånt), blir fångad med, öh, kloroform känns fel, nånting, blir tagen till New York, rymmer, klättrar upp på Empire State Building, nedskjuten av flygplan, it was Beauty who killed the Beast...

...who reforms 30 minutes later.

OK, vilken är eran "amalgam"-historia. (Jag har ju redan nämnt Usagi the Youma Slayer tidigare, jag gillar sådana här galenskaper. :gremgrin:)

Erik, gillar att häda mot Lovecraft
 
Hellzon

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En liten fin tråd på RPGnet. Själv gillar jag:
"Looked dead, didn't I? I should be.

"Want to hear the funny part? The Ring did this. I used to have the One Ring of a man called Sauron, and when he found out I'd lost it to this hobbit, he took it kind of personally.

"Now I'm about to go on what the movie advertisments refer to as a 'rip-roaring rampage of revenge.'

"And as sure as God made little green apples....I will Kill Bilbo."
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Tror det ska gå bra att komma in utan att vara inloggad också. Det är inte Tangency. :gremgrin:
 
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Fler fusioner...

xXx-men
Vin Diesel, fast med (fler) superkrafter.

Sailor Endor
Star Wars Anime, prinsessan Leia i japansk skolflickeuniform och med en magisk Ewok som avslöjar att hon har speciella krafter (eller kanske bara en - Kraften).
 
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Re: Fler fusioner...

"Sailor Endor
Star Wars Anime, prinsessan Leia i japansk skolflickeuniform och med en magisk Ewok som avslöjar att hon har speciella krafter (eller kanske bara en - Kraften)."

Nu kan du spela det!

Eller egentligen sedan drygt ett år tillbaka...
 
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RPG.net-tråden...

...får mig naturligtvis att posta mina *egna* från den tråden, eftersom jag är en egofixerad jävel:


"It's your funeral, Doctor Jones" said the curiously long-armed bartender "but Khan Enterprises have clout here in Cape Zuzette, and if they wanna stop your expedition, they will do it, I'm just saying."

-The Bat-Mouse, said the Duck Avenger* increduosly, I've heard that you were only an urban legend!
-And I, said the Caped Rodent grimly as he reached for his utility belt, have heard to you were a criminal!

When the members of the Justice League of America had recovered from the shock of the JLA satellite's sprinkler system starting for no discernible reason, all of them (except, of course, The Batman) were stunned when they saw each others bodies.... until the unmistakable voice of Prometheus was heard from the loudspeakers: "Yet again have I taken control over your satellite... and by the way, the little concoction I've slipped into your water supply is water from what is known as the 'Jusenkyo Spring of Drowned Girl'..."

The idea frightens me enough that it would qualify, but I lack the creative juice to do it so there! I'll give 1000 irkutskian slobotniks to anyone who can do the one-sentence thing for Mutant Hunters, an amalgam between Sorcerer Hunters and the original X-Factor...

-Dawn! Come down here.
The younger Summers sister pouted, then dragged the feet down the stairs.
-I'm coming, stol shouting!
At the end of the stairs, just inside the door, stood a couple, the woman holding a baby in her arms. Dawn recognized the man - barely. He didn't use to wear glasses, that she was sure of. Not dark red raybans, anyway.
-It's cousin Slim and his family, said Buffy. God, I haven't seen you since I was a kid!
-Actually, it's "Scott" these days, said the man, embarrassed. Look, we were just passing by, and we just thought to stop by for a visit.
-So, I remember you from the photos, said Buffy. You're Jean, right.
-Madelyn, said the woman.
-I remarried, said Scott, even more embarrassed. Jean is -
-Hi, Buffy Summers, nice to meet you! Dawn, don't just stand there.
Madelyn shook her hand and turned back to the doorway.
-Rachel! Rachel, come in now, don't be silly. Come in and say hello! Teenage girls, she said and tried to smile towards her host.
Rachel was a redhead, and appearently a goth wannabe, from her clothing. She glared hello.

Madelyn made noises about need to change the baby's diapers and the adult temporarily disappeared towards the kitchen. Rachel glared defiantly at Dawn.
-You're not REAL! Dad's uncle had only ONE kid! said a voice in Dawn's head. TELL me! What ARE you!
-Would you believe me, said Dawn nervously, if I said I was really a mystical energy source bound in mortal form that once threatened to destroy the multiverse? And that reality was altered to fit my existence.
-When you say it like that... yes I do.

Erik, iddes inte översätta till svenska

*"Duck Avenger" är alltså Stål-Kalle på amerikanska...
 
Hellzon

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Ska nu Nightowl trådnekromantisera...

...så ska väl inte jag vara sämre:
 
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Seeraamuuvisu

Men den var ju färdiggjord, ju...
Dock är det gammal mooniesed att snabbkoppla crossovers till film- låt- och serietitlar genom att lägga till ett 'sailor' -- "Sailor Mercury Rising", "Sailor Mars Attacks", etc. ("The Tuxedo Mask of Zorro" funkar inte lika bra, men kan eventuellt passera som en slashfic.)

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Åke
 
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