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[God45]

Jag älskar citat. De är inte bara underhållande i sig men fungerar också ofta som bra sätt att hitta nya böcker att läsa eller filmer att se. Jag snor dem också ofta och använder dem som saker mina NPC:er eller karaktärer säger. Så ge mig några av era favorit citat- Jag bryr mig inte från var, om de är roliga, sorgliga eller allvarliga. Bara ni gillar dem.

Här är några av mina:

When you return to you unobservable but empirically determined dimension of origin --
-- tell them Carl Sagan sent you.- Atomic Robo


"You don't screw with a god with a blood-sacrifice cult, because that shit is hardcore. It's like driving a car made from the bones of your former enemies, it might not actually go any faster, but still, that shithead in the next lane is going to think twice about cutting you off in traffic." -Random Nerd on Dragon Kings


All I do is track a profane route to something I hope is profound. Like swimming a river of shit for a kiss. Chick Panukh


I had rather be a canker in a hedge than a rose in his grace; and it better fits my blood to be disdained of all than to fashion a carriage to rob love from any: in this, though I cannot be said to be a flattering honest man, it must not be denied but I am a plain-dealing villain. I am trusted with a muzzle and enfranchised with a clog; therefore I have decreed not to sing in my cage. If I had my mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do my liking: in the meantime, let me be that I am, and seek not to alter me. - Shakespeare



I'm sick of flags, I'm sick of god, I've seen the power of faith. - Frank Miller




What is a Monster?
Razer of rulers, annihilator of adventurers, bane of insurance salesmen;
monsters come in many colors, shapes and sizes. The best way to determine
whether a creature is indeed a monster is to observe it carefully in its
natural habitat. Here are some warning signs that could indicate a tendency
to being a monster:

1) Oozes green ichor that shrivels plants, corrodes metal, and smells like
rotten turnips
2) Eats people with its mouth full
3) Collects half-eaten corpses
4) Drools, gibbers and slavers
5) Attacks first and asks questions later
6) Twitches its tentacles in anticipation of torturing tourists
7) Will not eat his spinach.

Of course, this makes it difficult to tell a monster from your average
adventurer. An easy rule of thumb is this -- if a creature attacks, kill it
-- and call it a monster afterwards.
-Quest for glory/Hero quest 1

 

[slanfan]

"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." / Steven Seagal

 

[God45]

Här kommer lite citat från världens bästa tv-serie

"Yeah, uhh, listen up. I’ve been thinking. It might not be such a bad idea for me to lock you all in here and set the place on fire. We have 48 hours before we kick off this campaign. We will work hard, we will work well, and we will work together, or so help me mother of God I will stick a pitchfork so far up your asses you will quite simply be dead."



Sam: Where'd you get the bathrobe?

Carol: The gym.

Sam: There are bathrobes at the gym?

C.J.: In the women's locker room.

Sam : But not the men's.

C.J.: Yeah.

Sam: Now, that's outrageous. There's a thousand men working here and 50 women.

C.J.: Yeah, and it's the *bathrobes* that's outrageous.



"I was watching a television program before, with a kind of roving moderator who spoke to a seated panel of young women who were having some sort of problem with their boyfriends - apparently, because the boyfriends had all slept with the girlfriends’ mothers. And they brought the boyfriends out, and they fought, right there on television. Toby, tell me: these people don’t vote, do they?"


"Yes, a liberal Republican; Senator, what happened to them? They got run out of your party! What did liberals do that was so offensive to the Republican Party? I’ll tell you what they did. Liberals got women the right to vote. Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote. Liberals created Social Security and lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty. Liberals ended segregation. Liberals passed the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act. Liberals created Medicare. Liberals passed the Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act. What did Conservatives do? They opposed them on every one of those things, every one. So when you try to hurl that label at my feet, ‘Liberal,’ as if it were something to be ashamed of, something dirty, something to run away from, it won’t work, Senator, because I will pick up that label and I will wear it as a badge of honor."

 

[Äventyr]

"Nej Obi Wan, tro inte på honom, det är Saruman!" - liten kille i biopubliken lever sig in i Episode II.

"Det är så mycket som är konstigt pappa. Som att vi finns, och att jorden finns och alla planeter. Och att mamma inte gillar Star Wars." - liten dotter funderar över livet.

"Tea. It´s a hug in a cup." - Patrick Jane

"Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command." - Jayne, Firefly

 

[God45]

"Nej Obi Wan, tro inte på honom, det är Saruman!" - liten kille i biopubliken lever sig in i Episode II.

Helt fantastisk

 

[Ape of Wrath]

"Now all we need is skin."
- Hellraiser 2

Funderar på att börja trycka upp t-shirts med favvocitat från skräckisar. Här har ni en annan:

"Your mother sucks cock in hell!"
- Exorcisten

 

[Bornmo]

"I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange." - Agent Cooper, Twin Peaks.

 

[God45]

För att fortsätta med trenden startad av Hellraiser

I can lay you out and fill your mouth with your mother's feces, or we can talk.

Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven.

Him the Almighty Power
Hurled headlong flaming from th' ethereal sky
With hideous ruin and combustion down
To bottomless perdition, there to dwell
In adamantine chains and penal fire,
Who durst defy th' Omnipotent to arms.


Yet from those flames
No light, but rather darkness visible.


The other shape,
If shape it might be call'd that shape had none
Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb;
Or substance might be call'd that shadow seem'd,
For each seem'd either,—black it stood as night,
Fierce as ten furies, terrible as hell,
And shook a dreadful dart; what seem'd his head
The likeness of a kingly crown had on.
Satan was now at hand.
-Line 666

 

[God45]

Spoiler

You’re a son-of-a-bitch, You know that? She bought her first new car and You hit her with a drunk driver. What, was that supposed to be funny?

“You can’t conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God,” says Graham Greene. I don’t know whose ass he was kissing there ‘cause I think You’re just vindictive.

What was Josh Lyman? A warning shot? That was my son. What did I ever do to Yours except praise His glory and praise His name? There’s a tropical storm that’s gaining speed and power. They say we haven’t had a storm this bad since You took out that tender ship of mine in the north Atlantic last year, 68 crew. Do You know what a tender ship does? Fixes the other ships. Doesn’t even carry guns, just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail, that’s all it can do.

Gratias Tibi ago, domine (I give thanks to You, O Lord). Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I’ve committed many sins. Have I displeased You, You feckless thug?

Three point eight million new jobs, that wasn’t good? Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30 million new acres of land for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we’re not fighting a war, I’ve raised three children… that’s not enough to buy me out of the doghouse?

Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto? A deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem! (Am I to believe those were the acts of a loving God? A just God? A wise God? To hell with Your punishments! I was Your servant on Earth - I spread Your word and did Your work. To hell with your punishments! To hell with You!)

You get Hoynes!

 

[solvebring]

En evig favorit som jag bland annat använt som signatur:

»Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.»
– T. Pratchett

 

[Storuggla]

West Wing är en guldgruva för citat.


Storuggla, de borde vara i gif

 

[Storuggla]

"Nej Obi Wan, tro inte på honom, det är Saruman!" - liten kille i biopubliken lever sig in i Episode II.

Jag läste en krönika en gång för länge sedan där krönikören mindes att han gått på bio och sett en matiné där Tarzan brölade i djungeln och svingade sig i lianer. Och hur det i biomörkret plötsligt utropats "Akta're Tarzan, han e bakom dig!"

Vilket för mig är höjden av inlevelse än idag.


Storuggla, har släkt som pratar med tv:n

 

[God45]

West Wing är en guldgruva för citat.


Storuggla, de borde vara i gif

 

[chrull]

He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe.

May every person that laughs at your sophomoric effort be a reminder of your eternal mediocrity, and pierce your heart like a knife.

 

[God45]

Your wizard is a Magikarp, only instead of evolving into Gyarados it turns into Mewtwo.- Någon kille på gamefaqs


There's whole industries that are all about manipulating attractive young people into a physically and emotionally destructive capitalistic meat grinder, that leaves audiences (of both sexes) with a mess of residual hostilities and anxieties and warped and unhealthy expectations about people and their bodies, that leaves many of the performers generally broken and hosed up by the time they are 30. I'm talking of course, about professional sports. Or the fashion industry.


I can only make so many terrible political jokes before I hate myself and want to die in a plane crash on the way to a convention for people who also hate themselves as much as I do.


Dance like you're stamping on a human face forever, love like you've been in a serious car crash that minced the front of your brain, stab like no one can arrest you, and live like there's no such thing as God. - Warren Ellis.


How one “feels” at any given moment is the sum total of human endeavor, a custom religion, and to deny your primacy in the universe is the Ur-Crime tantamount to suicide. There is no past, and no future, just momentary stimuli which much be responded to.
-Penny arcade


DEITIES & DEMIGODS is totally not an indispensable part of the whole of AD&D. Go ahead and think of it as a supplement. It is not at all integral to Dungeon Mastering a true AD&D campaign. I invented a cool game with this guy Dave but sometimes I just say stuff. Worship the devil and kill your friends in tunnels.

 

[Kaffe å Cigg]

"You need an escort to take a piss, he holds your hand then he shakes your dick" Johnny Thunders - London Boys

Hjärnan funkar visst inte längre... kommer inte på mer...

 

[Jocke]

- Det där ser nästan farligt ut!
- Nästan? Nästan är mitt mellannamn!
Anders "Nästan" Silfverberg

- Danger is my middle name.
- Mine is Cornelius, if you tell anyone I'll kill you.
The Last Boyscout

- You think you're so fuckin' cool, don't you? You think you're so fuckin' cool. Well just once, I would like to hear you scream, in pain.
- Play some rap music.
The Last Boyscout

- Okay, what would Joe do at a time like this? He'd kill everybody and smoke some cigarettes.
The Last Boyscout

 

[Troberg]

"Now all we need is skin."
- Hellraiser 2

Bästa citatet från den serien (kommer inte ihåg vilken) är:

Doktorn: "Oh my god..."
Pinhead: "Not quite..."

 

[Jarl]

Jag såg Scream på bio med rader fulla av tonårstjejer. Det var inlevelse. Och inte så lite meta.

 

[Troberg]

Två filmcitat som är tillämpningsbara på så många vardagssituationer:

"Napalm now! We need napalm NOW!" - Apocalypse Now!

"I say we nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." - Aliens

På det hela taget är Apocalypse Now! en guldgruva för citat, tex:

"I've seen the horror. Horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that, but you have no right to judge me . It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face, and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and mortal terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies t o be feared. They are truly enemies."

"Have you ever considered any real freedoms? Freedom from the opinions of others...even the opinions of yourself?"

"I'm here a week now … waiting for a mission … getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter."

Gudfadern har också en hel del bra citat. Min favorit:

"One day, and that day may never come, I may ask you to do a favor for me. Until that day, consider this a gift."

Sedan störtgillar jag Anonymous standardfras, den är demokrati när den fungerar som bäst:

"We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us."

Går man vidare till musik så har System of a Down världens kaxigaste refräng (Speciellt i en sång med ett fredsbudskap. Den handlar om ekonomiskt driven kapprustning och krigföring.):

"My cock is much bigger than yours!"

Jag har den tryckt på en T-shirt, bara för att det tycks reta folk, och om någon klagar så kan man bara snäsa tillbaka "Jaha, så du gillar inte fred?".

Just nu så står vår hundhund (min översättning från engelskans hounddog) och pratar med tamråttorna. Det låter ungefär "yyyiiih eeeyyyy yyyy iiyiyyy". Det är också lite coolt.