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[Nightowl]

Eller åtminstone få hjälp med att skriva en "pitch" till den, på följande URL:

www.brunching.com/toys/monsterpitch.html Vad tycker ni om min nya Lovecraftare, "Terror is Older Than The Stars"?

In the never-ending night of the Sleepy Little Town of Point Foot, Antarctica, buxom British blonde biochemist, Samantha Paddington (Lena Olin) is having a birthday party. But as the scientists rock away, the sound of their music penetrates the ice and awakens a large, bug-like alien, which becomes intent on killing everything in the sleepy little town to stop the noise! Now Samantha and a one-legged Canadian rocket scientist named Butch (Stellan Skarsgård) try to discover the alien's weakness before all is lost! Also stars Peter Stormare as the Eskimo with a heart of gold. Don't miss the chilling, snowy thriller, Terror is Older Than The Stars!

Det enda som stör mig är att det inte finns en funktion som slumpar fram namnet - det hade varit extra koolt!

Relevans för forumet? Öh, tja, den kan ju användas som slumpgenerator om man behöver en snabb intrig till ett inte allt för seriöst skräckspel...

Nightowl

"The mark of a truly excellent game is the ability to play a gorilla."
Jared A. Sorensen

 

[Nightowl]

Ooops!

Credit where credit is due; en dam som kallar sig "Red Queen" och häckar på rpg.net tipsade mig om den.

Nightowl

"The mark of a truly excellent game is the ability to play a gorilla."
Jared A. Sorensen

 

[Rickard]

Min blev såhär

It has gone on long enough. Mankind's cruelty, their abusive behavior, their strange ways have finally put the wild cows of Padu-Dui National Park, India over the edge. And so they set out on a mission to do one thing and one thing only, destroy humanity. Their path of destruction begins at the gates of the Moamadandhi Mental Institute on the outskirts of the park, and administrator Habuti Asaalla (Bill Clinton) has no idea of what is about to befall his quiet little psychiatric hospital. But when visiting German psychologist Hergut Frammat (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is mauled to death by the cows on the Institute's grounds, Habuti is faced with a danger he could never have imagined. Now the cows have infiltrated the building, gutting patients left and right in their attempt to destroy all of humanity. Soon, Habuti is the only thing standing between the cows, and the end of the human race. With the help of a surprisingly agile female missionary Ruth Clamma (Jenna Jamesson) he must defend his hospital, and in doing so, the human race itself in Hedorri Misannuut's touching tale of man vs. cow, <EM>Non the less</EM>!

 

[Jocke]

Re: Min blev såhär

Uzbeckistan's national treasure, Hienrik Kerverld brings the country's greatest legend to life in his chilling new masterpiece, After dawn comes midday! In the ancient ruins of the oldest castle in the country of Uzbeckistan, an evil awakes. Tortured and burned by the nearby villagers of Hackbrehk a quarter century ago, the vampire Fistool (Johnny Depp) arises with one though in his evil head, revenge. As darkness falls, Fistool enters the village and begins his reign of terror. In the morning, homely housewife Erba Schoon (Alicia Witt) awakes to find her husband dead, drained of blood, lying next to her in the bed. She knows the legend, she knows the truth, Fistool has returned! But her cries fall upon deaf ears as no one in Hackbrehk wants to admit the possibility of the return of evil. No one except town crier Machktovisk Sgee (That fat guy from "Parker Lewis") and together, they make a stand against the hideous vampire! Can they save the town? Or does Fistool have other plans?

vilken klurig pryl...

 

[hatten]

Re: Hattens terror film *skrattar*

The accident at the nuclear power plant in the Sleepy Little Town of Kirkutcsk,
Slovania created a radioactive monster. The township was fine with that. But one
year later, the radioactive abomination returns to his place of birth for one reason,
to feed! As the entire town unsuccessfully tries to combat the scientific
monstrosity, one plumber (Hatten), one short-order cook (Christina Ricci) and
one mute hairstylist (Krille) hold the key to survival. As time runs out, they must
find a way to lure the creature into a vat of liquid goo! Will they succeed? Will
Kirkutcsk be saved? It's serious radio-action in the new thriller Spooki!

Vi provar med en annan...

Scottish Fisherman Shamus McShane (Hatten) comes from a long line of
fishermen. Her father, the aged and crippled Horus McShane (Nightowl) spent a
lifetime fishing in Loch Ness, but Shamus moved on to the open sea for a better
catch. What he never knew, was that his father had secretly been hunting the
Loch Ness Monster all these years. And had made Nessie mad. Now, Nessie
has somehow escaped from Loch Ness and is hunting down Shamus and his
father, traveling with him on this one last fishing trip before retirement, for revenge
for all the years Horus hunted him. Soon their little boat is tossed and beaten and
it's a war between the McShanes, Nessie and the open sea! Also stars Nella as
the helpful Scottish Coast Guard officer in radio contact with the doomed craft.
Madness knows no bounds when the monster's out for revenge in the new film,
Spooki!

Livet är en gåta utan enkla svar.

 

[Gaxar]

BloodMania! [tm]

Mad Psychotherapist Emil Maddington (Dolph Lundgren) has spent twenty-seven years performing his unethical experiments on the inmates of the Glucose Intolerant Hospital for the Clinically Insane, causing pain, terror and death to all he touched. Then, one Halloween night, his victims rise from the grave to perform some experiments on Dr. Maddington! Together with perky nurse Sally Rand (Babben Larsson) and a mysterious janitor known only as Juan (Peter Harryson), Dr. Maddington must survive a night of horror or face his just desserts! They're dead, and they're crazy! In the chilling new docudrama, BloodMania!!

-Gaxar, /images/icons/cool.gif

 

[Oswald Cobblepot]

Jag var ju bara tvungen

Camp Councilor Jimmy Pippin (Sterling McCunnington) thought the idea of bringing the kids to the ruins of the ancient Indian Burial Grounds for a night would be fun and exciting. Fellow councilor, and certifiable babe, Bunny Heggle (Trippy Cooks-Hafton) agreed and so they picked up the camping equipment and brought their charges, two dozen ten and eleven year olds. But before they arrived, they ran into a strange old man (Ingvar Hirdvall) who warned them against their trip. They ignored him, and continued their journey. The ancient ruins were exciting, and the kids had a blast, but when night fell, they discovered, all too late, that the strange old man had been correct. For this burial ground was the territory of the legendary monster, The Apoho, which was soon feeding off the brains of the children! Will Jimmy and Bunny be able to save any of their kids, or will the Apoho feast through the entire camp? Find out in the hot new screamer, Sleep little girl...!

"Även en svartfolksvarelse kan vilja ha någon att tala med."
Skönheten & Odjuren

 

[BoGGiT]

De människoätande mördarälgarna anfaller!!!

The Sleepy Little Town of Gwain, Germany has never known violence or strife. Until the day the Elk came to town. Now, after years of being hunted for sport, the Elk had banded together and decided to destroy humanity. They begin slowly, stampeding a rural cattle farmer (Tom Cruise) on their way to town, but once the arrive, the bloodletting begins! Now the only thing stopping the Elk is a plumber (Dogge) and an Amazon priestess (Ebba Hultquist)! Official Selection of the Cannes Film Festival, Blood Moon Over Christmas tells the story of one town, one plumber and one Amazon priestess against a wild herd of man-eating Elk!

 

[Rickard]

Re: De människoätande mördarälgarna anfaller!!!

Haha. Den var helt klart bäst..

/[color:green]Han</font color=green> som har för sig att det finns en splatterfilm som heter "Blood Mania"

 

[Gaxar]

Bah!

det finns en splatterfilm som heter "Blood Mania"

Hmpf! Lama posers är vad dom är. Jag sade till den där italienaren att passa sig noga, men NEJ DÅ, han kunde minsann inte hålla sina pastafläckiga fingrar borta från mitt maunskript... vänta bara, jag har en fet stämning på gång. Men först skall jag och mina agenter ta ett allvarligt snack med Stephen King om den där boken jag skrev...

-Gaxar, /images/icons/cool.gif

Ordinary people do fucked-up things
when fucked-up things become ordinary

 

[Oswald Cobblepot]

Fel titel på inlägget!!!

Älgarna demonstrerar! hade ju varit det enda rätta.

en leende Pingvin


"Även en svartfolksvarelse kan vilja ha någon att tala med."
Skönheten & Odjuren

 

[BoGGiT]

Bah! /nt

hmpfrhhh