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Everything takes longer than you think.
Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.
A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.
New systems generate new problems.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
The Murphy Philosophy
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
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Murphy's Military Laws
1. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
3. Friendly fire ain't.
4. The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.
5. The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.
6. The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
7. The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your artillery will shoot short.
8. Incoming fire has the right of way.
9. If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
10. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
11. If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
12. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
13. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
14. There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.
15. Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.
16. If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
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