Nekromanti Onskefullplan-generator

w176

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Har du svårt att hitta på krevativa och orginella onskefulla planer till rollspersoner antagonister eller uppgragsgivare?

Då har vi svaret för dig, den nya "Evil plan generator" 2.05 löser alla dina problem.
Ett par enkla klick med musen så är din plan för att ta överjorden eller varför inte förstöra praktiskt indelad i ett enkelt trestegs program!

Evil Plan Generator

För mer info på hur onska på bästa sett praktiseras surfa in på "So You've Decided to be Evil"

/Elin som snubblade över länken nyss
 

Rising

Vila i frid
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The dead Rising from the grave

"Finally, you will Unleash your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god."

Allt kan läsas på olika sätt...

-fniss-

Kul sida. De hade lagt upp det på ett rätt schysst sätt. Det borde man kunna bygga en äventyrsgenerator på...

/Rising
har inte övergett de planerna ännu
 

Morgoth

Swashbuckler
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Historian om Makz

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Senator. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Sabotoge that Opera House in Sydney. This will cause countless hordes of Robot Warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with All that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Plague of Doom, bringing about Nightmares for every Man, Woman and Child. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
 

Johan K

Gammal & dryg
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Lund
Bwhahaha !

HeHe !!
Fasen, känner ju hur onskan flödar ! :gremgrin:
Hursomhelslt, det var en helt klart cool grej !
 

Svarte Faraonen

Sumer is icumen in
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Den är igång - och ni är redan offer!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Rock Star. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Desecrate the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Opening of the Seven Seals, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

När allt är klart ska jag dessutom se till att ta hand om alla jävla "Tripod member site"-popups som dyker upp...
 

Man Mountainman

Storsvagåret
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Barcelona
Kan han så kan jag

Your objective is simple: [color:\\"red\\"]Widespread Misery[/color]
Your motive is a little bit more complex: [color:\\"red\\"]Evil - It's my nature[/color]

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Steal the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of the Religious Right to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Doomsday Device, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Moahahahahahaha!!!!! P|-|33R /V\3!
 

Balderk

Swashbuckler
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Umeå
Mwohahaha!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Incapacitate a Senator. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Destroy New York. This will cause countless hordes of Corporate Suits to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Nightmares, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about Nightmares for every Man, Woman and Child. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.



Haha! Nu får ni akta er!

/Balderk, tyckte detta var riktigt roligt!
 

The_Gorger

Hero
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Strömstad, Västra götalands län
Jag bara måste

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Grand Canyon. This will cause countless hordes of Mad Scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Activate your Doomsday Device, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
 
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Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Wall Street Executive. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Contaminate/poison United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Mad Scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Horror, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Mwhahahaha
 
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