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Patric Källman | Facebook:
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Dear President Trump,
With all due reverence and customary diplomatic flourishes, we enclose this map, which illustrates the extent of the Swedish Empire from the 1500s onwards. His Majesty Carl XVI Gustaf wishes to clarify his expectation that the United States, in the ongoing peace negotiations, extend security guarantees encompassing the legitimate territorial claims for which the map constitutes evidence under international law.
In return, His Majesty offers Fårö, along with its beaches, to the United States of America. The Swedish "kulturarbetare" (cultural workers) who constitute the island's population may either be utilised as labour or relocated to the mainland.
Fårö Beach— It's gonna be great!
PS: Believe us, no one knows better than the Swedes how to deprive the godless and forsaken Danes of their territory. Mr President, you will need Sweden as an ally."