Nekromanti Star Wars Cantina (Låttips)

[Foggmock]

Mel. "Copacabana"

(Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You are my only hope)
Her name was Leia, she was a princess,
with a danish on each ear, and Darth Vader drawing near (kaa-pssh)
So Artoo-Deeto(Bliddebipp), found Ben Kenobi, (Obi-Wan)
He'd have to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellions hands,
so Luke and Obi-Wan, had to get to Alderaan, so they stopped into Mos Eisley, to have a drink with Han,

Ref: At the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina, the weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a,
here at the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina, music and blasters and old Jedi masters, at the Star waaaaars...

(oota poota Solo?)
His name was Solo (Han Solo), he was a pilot (schvoom),
with a blaster at his side and a smile twelve parsecs wide,
there with Chewbacca (raaaaaah), he was a wookie,
they met with Luke and Obi-Wan about the Millenium Falcon,
Docking bay nine-ty-four (ninetyfour), storm troppers at the door,
With a flash of Ben's light sabre, now theres an arm on the floor

Ref.

(Mos Eisley space port.. you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.)

Mellanspel (Cantinalåten)

His name was Yoda, he was a muppet (hmmmm??!?)
Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way, he's Lukes dad
Luke kissed his sister (smooch), his hand got cut off (nooooo!)
In that galaxy far, far away, Luke has had a lousy day,
Boba Fett was so mean, Jabba had bad hygiene (boahohoooo)
Why didnt they all just relax back on Tatooine?

Ref.

(The Force will be with you.... always)

Mellanspel med diverse ljudeffekter

Slut.
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En helt enderbar låt! Enligt uppgift framförd av "Richard Cheese". Skaffa genast och avlyssna. Kommentarer i paranteser är ljudeffekter eller direkta citat från filmerna.

 

[Nightowl]

Star Trekkin' (låttips)

His name was Yoda, he was a muppet...

Way back hade vi den här som partylåt på Killkollektivet Klubb Kinky, när jag bode i Uppsala och sålde maränger.

En annan låt i samma (?) genre var Star Trekking, som är en danslåt - dansen liknar rysk kosackdans korsat med cancan. Den blir antagligen bättre med hallucinogener men jag har inte prövat.
Star Trekking, across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekking, across the universe,
Only going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse.

Lt. Uhura, report!

Uhura:

There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, [again|Jim].

Analysis!, Mister Spock!

Spock:

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.

Uhura:

There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, again.

Chorus:

Star Trekking, across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekking, across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse.

Medical "garbled", Doctor McCoy

McCoy:

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim, Dead.

Spock:

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.



Uhura:

There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, Jim!

Starship Captain, James T. Kirk

Kirk:

Ha-ha! We come in peace, shoot to kill,
shoot to kill,
shoot to kill.
We come in peace, shoot to kill,
shoot to kill, men.

McCoy:

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim, Dead.

Spock:

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.

Uhura:

There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
scrape 'em off, Jim.

Chorus:

Star Trekking, across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk!
Star Trekking, across the universe,
Only going forward, and things are getting worse!

Engine[er| room], Mister Scott

Scotty:

Ye canna change the laws of physics,
laws of physics,
laws of physics!
Ye canna change the laws of physics,
laws of physics, [yet|Jim]

Kirk:

Oh, we come in peace, shoot to kill,
shoot to kill,
shoot to kill!
We come in peace, shoot to kill,
Scotty, beam me up!

McCoy:

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim!
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim, Dead!

Spock:

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.

Uhura:

There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, aaagain!

Scotty:
Ye canna change the script, Jim! "garbled"
McCoy:
It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim!
Kirk:
Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine!
Scotty:
Ach! If I give 'er any more she'll blow[, Captain]!
Scotty:
Ye canna change the status of the (auxiliary) ax'l engine eh?!

<< boom >>

Na..na..na..na..na..na..na..na..na

Chorus:

Star Trekking, across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk!
Star Trekking, across the universe,
Only going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse!

Star Trekking, across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekking, across the universe,
Only going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse.

Vill man se ett spejsat videoklipp eller lyssna på låten kan man göra det här

Erik

 

[Foggmock]

Re: Star Trekkin' (låttips)

Den är också helt hysterisk(t bra)...

Yeh canna change the laws of physics, Jim!

 

[Nightowl]

Jag: Suger!

Länkarna på sidan jag postade till är uppfuckade nu, så man kan inte spela låten eller kolla in videon!

Erik

 

[Foggmock]

Re: Jag: Suger!

Jag kunde det innan jag skrev mitt svar, iallafall...

 

[Rosen]

Re: Jag: Suger!

Länkarna på sidan jag postade till är uppfuckade nu,

Funkade fint när jag provade.

--
Åke

 

[seinet]

Tror visserligen det är Weird Al Yankovic som sjunger den versionen jag har.

Annars kan jag tipsa om:
Too Hip For The Room - Ballad Of Boba Fett
Bentframe - Star Wars Gangsta Rap #1

Annat med star wars-relaterat av Weird Al Yankovic:
Linvin' La Vida Yoda (mel. Livin' la vida loca)
The Darth Maul Song
The Saga Begins (mel. American Life)

/Seinet Wintermute - Gillar alla dom låtarna

 

[Dewil]

Besök "The Not Al Page"!

Tyvärr tror många fildelare att alla skämtlåtar där ute är gjorda av Weird Al. (Och alla tecknade filmer genom historien är gjorda av Disney, och alla suddiga hemmaporrfilmer är gjorda av Paris Hilton...)

Apparently, Al had been doing a lot more parodies and music recordings than I had realized! I saw all kinds of songs bearing his good name that I hadn't even heard of! Fortunately, it did not take long for me to realize that a lot of people had probably found some wacky parody of a popular song and slapped Al's name on it, because everybody knows Weird Al Yankovic is the only musician who's ever done a parody.


Geez, people.

The Not Al Page är en webbplats vars huvudsyfte är att lista de korrekta artisterna för alla de låtar som folk cirkulerar där ute i tron att det är Weird Al-låtar.

För att ta reda på vilka låtar knas-Alfred verkligen har gjort rekommenderas www.weirdal.com, hans officiella webbplats.

Dewil

 

[Björn_UBBT]

Jo den låten är riktigt bra lol

 

[seinet]

Re: Besök "The Not Al Page"!

Jo jag vet, det suger att det är på det viset. Men det låter helt klart som honom på de versioner jag har så jag har gått och trott att det faktiskt är honom, fy på mig! Jag trodde det var någon form av singlar han gett ut då jag inte hittade dem på utgivna skivor.

Att ha felaktigt angivna artister på låtar kan hjälpa till att sprida dem också, ifall inte någon hade skrivit "Tom Lehrer" på Dana Lyons "Cows With Guns" hade jag aldrig fått hem den, det är för övrigt en jävligt skön låt.

/Seinet Wintermute - Tack för webbsidan, skall genast se till att uppdatera min låtlista så den är korrekt!

Som tack så bjuder jag på texten får Tom Lehrers låt "The Elements":

Text: Tom Lehrer
Musik: Sir Arthur Sullivan (The Major-General’s Song)
Utgivningsår: 1959 (fler grundämnen har tillkommit)

There’s antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium,
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There’s yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.

There’s holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.
And lead, praseodymium and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There’s sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium,
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,
And there may be many others but they haven’t been discovered.

 

[seinet]

Re: Besök "The Not Al Page"!

Jag tackar Dewil för länken, har nu uppdaterat mina musikfiler och ger härmed ett tips på en Weird Al-låt som faktiskt stämmer, The Saga Begins från skivan Running With Scissors (där bland annat It's All About The Pentiums och Pretty Fly For A Rabbi finns med).

För att glädja en del och plåga andra så får ni här en matnyttig text till från Tom Lehrer (låten går att hitta på skivan That Was The Year That Was från 1965):

You can't take three from two,
Two is less than three,
So you look at the four in the tens place.
Now that's really four tens
So you make it three tens,
Regroup, and you change a ten to ten ones,
And you add 'em to the two and get twelve,
And you take away three, that's nine.
Is that clear?

Now instead of four in the tens place
You've got three,
'Cause you added one,
That is to say, ten, to the two,
But you can't take seven from three,
So you look in the hundreds place.

From the three you then use one
To make ten ones...
(And you know why four plus minus one
Plus ten is fourteen minus one?
'Cause addition is commutative, right!)...
And so you've got thirteen tens
And you take away seven,
And that leaves five...

Well, six actually...
But the idea is the important thing!

Now go back to the hundreds place,
You're left with two,
And you take away one from two,
And that leaves...?

Everybody get one?
Not bad for the first day!

Hooray for New Math,
New-hoo-hoo Math,
It won't do you a bit of good to review math.
It's so simple,
So very simple,
That only a child can do it!

Now, that actually is not the answer that I had in mind, because the book that I got this problem out of wants you to do it in base eight. But don't panic! Base eight is just like base ten really - if you're missing two fingers! Shall we have a go at it? Hang on...

You can't take three from two,
Two is less than three,
So you look at the four in the eights place.
Now that's really four eights,
So you make it three eights,
Regroup, and you change an eight to eight ones
And you add 'em to the two,
And you get one-two base eight,
Which is ten base ten,
And you take away three, that's seven.
Ok?

Now instead of four in the eights place
You've got three,
'Cause you added one,
That is to say, eight, to the two,
But you can't take seven from three,
So you look at the sixty-fours...

"Sixty-four? How did sixty-four get into it?" I hear you cry! Well, sixty-four is eight squared, don't you see? "Well, ya ask a silly question, ya get a silly answer!"

From the three, you then use one
To make eight ones,
You add those ones to the three,
And you get one-three base eight,
Or, in other words,
In base ten you have eleven,
And you take away seven,
And seven from eleven is four!
Now go back to the sixty-fours,
You're left with two,
And you take away one from two,
And that leaves...?

Now, let's not always see the same hands!
One, that's right.
Whoever got one can stay after the show and clean the erasers.

Hooray for New Math,
New-hoo-hoo Math!
It won't do you a bit of good to review math.
It's so simple,
So very simple,
That only a child can do it!



/Seinet Wintermute - Tycker den låten är riktigt underhållande

 

[Nightowl]

We're Slimy, We're Squishy! (Låttips)

Sjunges på signaturmelodin till Tiny Toons - tänk er ett lördagsmorgonsprogram om barnversioner av Mythos-figurer!

We're slimey, we're squishy, we're all a little fishy,
and in this adventure we'll be feasting on your brains.
We're abysmal creatures, with gross horrific features.
In Cthuloid adventures, lose alot of sanity.
So here's Miskatonic U. where all the creatures dwell,
take a look at a mythos book and find yourself in hell.
Your guns aren't defective, they just aren't real effective.
Our feast of human flesh and souls is about to start.
Your magic, and voodo will not stop Great Cthulhu.
Don't eat with the Tchoo Tchoo, and the Migo steal your brain!
Here's Narly, Tsathoggua, over there's Cthugha,
don't forget Ithaqua, and Hastur hates his name.
So here's sunken R'lyeh where the angles are all wrong.
You'll lose your soul, and go insane if you stay there too long.
We're slimey, we're squishy, we're all a little fishy,
Our feast of human flesh and souls is about to start.
And now we'll eat your heart.

Erik

 

[Storuggla]

If I were a Deep One

'The Dagon Tabernacle Choir' sjunger på skivan "Shoggoth on the Roof". Melodin är "If I were a rich man" från "Fiddler on the Roof". Och den suger.

If I were a deep one
blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub
all day long I'd swim beneath the sea,
if I were a deep one
terrify the tourists,
blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub
if I were, an icky icky fish, scaly slippery froglike kind of man
I'd make my lair a deep dark cave with some fungus,
right in the heart o' devil's reef
that foul abode of pestilent coral walls
the ramulose and arabesque floriations
with ichor seeping from my chamber halls,
I'd fill the reef with wrecks and corpses and ships
and men for my friends to see and hear
begging mercy as water fills their lungs
and each loud "AHHH!" and "EEE!" and "Help me god NO!"
would scare off the townsfolk far and near
as if to say there live the deep ones!
[aaeh]
if I were a deep one!
blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub bloody boody bloody blub
all day long I'd swim beneath the sea, if I were a deep one
drag away some tourists,
blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub bloody bloody bloody blood!
if I were an icky icky fish, scaly slippery froglike kind-a-man!
I see my kin the marshes hopping like some fish-frog things,
things with their bulging milky eyes,
worshipping dagon with the unholy rites,
I see them putting on crowns and shuffling like a shoggoth,
ah what a hellish sight they are!
Croaking at the sea both day and night!
The most psychotic men in town would come a-lookin fer me!
They would ask me to adjure them, like the mad arab himself,
If you please, old man marsh o Tell me! Old man marsh,
asking questions that would drive the man insane,
blub blub blub blub blub blub bluuub
and it won't make one bit of difference, if'n I answer right or wrong,
when you're deep they think you really know
if i were a fish, I'd have the gills that I lack,
to swim down below the deep Ry'Leh
and maybe have a seat on cthulhu's tomb
and I'd discuss the r'lyeh text with
some deep one friends countless hours every day
fixin' fer the humans' final doom!
[ahhh!]
if I were a deep one
blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub bloody body bubbly blood!
all day long I'd swim beneath the sea, if I were a deep one!
get to eat the tourists,
blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub bobbing bodies bloody blub!
cthulhu you make the people run
you saw fit that flippers have I none
don't you reckon that I'd get more done
if I were a deep one!
[blb blb blb blb blb blb blip blblblb]

Suuug.


Storuggla, internet critic

 

[Quadrante]

I wanna be a startrooper (Låttips)

kommer inte ihåg vem det är som framför den.

 

[Nightowl]

Yes sir, I'm a Wookie (Låttips)

Till melodin som börjar "Yessir, I can boogie"...

Mister,
Your eyes are full of hesitation.
Sure makes me wonder
if you know what you're looking at.

Maybe
you didn't know my reputation.
So just remember,
you really shouldn't make me mad.

Yes sir, I'm a wookiee.
When I talk it's just a growl.
I'm a wookiee, boogie wookiee,
I smell foul.

Yes sir, I'm a wookiee.
To me humans look so small.
I'm a wookiee, boogie wookiee,
eight feet tall.

So, sir,
Darth Vader put my buddy on ice.
No, that was not nice.
I miss him so I think I'll die.

But sir,
We will free him from Jabba's palace.
Our leader Luke is
a very powerful Jedi.

Yes sir, I'm a wookiee.
When I talk...

Yes sir, I'm a wookiee.
To me humans...

Yes sir, I'm a wookiee.
To me humans...

Yes sir, I'm a wookiee.
When I talk...

Yes sir, I'm a wookiee (I'm a wookiee).
To me humans look so small.
I'm a wookiee (I'm a wookiee),
boogie wookiee (boogie wookiee),
eight feet tall.

Yes sir, I'm a wookiee (I'm a wookiee).
To me humans look so small.
I'm a wookiee (I'm a wookiee),
boogie wookiee (ooooo......),
eight feet tall.

Yes sir, I'm a wookiee.
To me humans look so small.
I'm a wookiee, boogie wookiee,
eight feet tall.

Erik

 

[Nightowl]

Mer okänd SF... (Låttips)

Eftersom jag är en fan av Callahan's Crosstime Saloon, så...

Sjungs till "Oh, Susanna!"

There is a bar called Callahan's; it's really quite a place.
There's aliens there every night, from every world and race.
And when the puns start flying, as they do at quite a rate,
Not even steel-jawed robots can quite keep their faces straight.

Chorus: Spider, oh Spider, why won't you tell us where
Callahan's is hidden? Then we'll do our drinking there.

A time traveller comes in each week and buys a couple beers.
He drinks them down, then taps his belt and promptly disappears.
Next week, same time, he's back again, still potted to the ears;
He's been on one long bender for some twenty thousand years.

Chorus

There is a guy with funny eyes, his name is Michael Finn.
He carries quite an arsenal 'round underneath his skin.
His masters had him programmed, once, to do the whole earth in;
And the only thing that stopped him was a glass of homemade gin!

Chorus

A frigid-blooded Nadreck-type who wandered in one night
Announced to one and all that he was looking for a fight.
Mike said "I'll have no fighting here, in any shape or form!"
And with a single mighty blow, he knocked the fellow...warm?

Chorus

A large gray wolf paced to the bar, and ordered in a growl.
Mike dusted off an old brown jug; he gave a joyful howl.
One swallow and there stood a man. 'Twas quite a trick to pull,
But the liquor it was moonshine and the bottle it was full!

Chorus

Doc Webster, feeling gene-ial, once told us of the day
He mixed vegetable chromosomes with canine DNA.
He crossed Lassie with a cantaloupe. Said Mike, "So what'd you get?"
"Why, a melon-collie baby... and one hell of a startled vet!"

Chorus

Erik

 

[Jaggernaut]

Weird Al

Jag tackar Dewil för länken, har nu uppdaterat mina musikfiler och ger härmed ett tips på en Weird Al-låt som faktiskt stämmer, The Saga Begins från skivan Running With Scissors (där bland annat It's All About The Pentiums och Pretty Fly For A Rabbi finns med).

Andra låtar som jag skulle vilja tipsa om är Amish Paradise, I love Rocky Road, Fat, Gump och Smells Like Nirvana. Dock är de bättre med musikvideos (speciellt Smells Like Nirvana). En annan låt som iaf jag inte är sådär överdrivet förtjust i är Like A Surgeon men musikvideon är bra Eller vänta nu, då jag ser på musikvideon (egentligen lyssnar då den går i bakgrunden då jag skriver inlägget) så inser jag att musiken inte var så dålig ändå

/Jaggernaut - kikelekikar på musikvideon nu.

 

[hraufnir]

Re: Weird Al

*Lyssnar faktiskt på I Love Rocky Road as we speak*

Jag har en .avi fil med ett 20tal Weird Al videor ihopsatta.
Fördelen med videorna är att man KAN SE att det är just Weird Al och ingen annan skummis =)

 

[magoo]

Bohemian Rhapsody

Melodi: Queens Bohemian Rhapsody

LANDO: This is the good life
This is a fantasy
Working on Bespin
An escape from Reality.
LEIA: Open your eyes
Stand up to these guys and see.
LUKE: I'm just a farmboy, I need some sympathy
Cuz who's my dad, I dunno
Little whine, little moan.
HAN: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really matter, to me

PIETT: Vader just killed a man.
Raised an arm up in the air
Now his life is no longer there.
Vader, we had just begun,
And now I've gone and lost the reb-el scum.
Vader, ooooooo.
Didn't mean to make you mad
If I'm not alive again this time tomorrow,
There'll be a new admiral, as if nothing ever happened.

YODA: Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time.
LUKE: Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and learn the Force.
PIETT: Vader, ooooooooo.
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

LUKE: I see a little silhouetto of a man
Palpatine, Palpatine, can it be the Emperor?
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very hurting me!
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, Where'd ya go? C-3PO O O O O O OH!
I'm just a farmboy, nobody loves me.
REBELS: He's just a farmboy, with a dead family.
Spare him this life of such mundacity!
HAN: Spice'll come, spice'll go. Jabba let me go.
JABBA: Bo shuda! (NO, we will not let you go)
HAN: Let me go!
JABBA: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
HAN: Let me go!
JABBA: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: WILL NO LET YOU GO!
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

C3PO: Oh R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, Come along.
LEIA: C-3PO has a rebel put aside for meeeee, for meeeeee, for
MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(Stormtroopers start headbanging)

LUKE: So you say you're the dear old dad of mine?
But you cut my hand off and left me to die!
Oh Vader, can't do this to me, Vader.
I know there's some good, I know there's still some good in you.

OBIWAN: May the Force be with you.
Use the Force to see.
May the Force be with you,
May the Force be with you, alwaaaaaaaaaaaaays.

HAN: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really mat-ter, to meeeeeeee.