Nekromanti Tips till ST TNG (igen)
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Re: Technobabbeltips
Problemet i Star Trek är allt technobabbel de använder sig av *suck* hittade en sida där de översatte några kommentarer från Star Wars till technobabbel.
Star Wars
"Your father's lightsabre. This is the weapon
of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as
a blaster ... an elegant weapon, for a more
civilized age."
The Technobabblator
"Your father's fixed-length energy beam projection device.
Devices like this were considered the primary close-quarters
combat weapon of the Jedi Knights. This particular type of
weapon requires a great deal of skill to operate, but its
operating characteristics are weighted heavily toward high
accuracy and repeatability. This type of weapon was well
suited to the social and economic conditions prevalent in the
ancient era in which it was popularized."
Star Wars
"Don't be too proud of this technological
terror you've constructed. The ability to
destroy a planet is insignificant next to the
power of the Force."
The Technobabblator
"You should be careful to refrain from excessively optimistic
tactical projections based on the operating parameters and
characteristics of this battle station. There is a distinct
possibility that the energy requirements for the destruction
of an inhabitable planetoid may be significantly lower than
the quantities of energy that can theoretically be yielded by
tapping into the energy fields generated by living organisms."
Star Wars
"That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms
out of their sockets when they lose. Wookies
are known to do that."
The Technobabblator
"It is exceedingly rare for people to be overly concerned with
the threat of violent retribution from an android, after
defeating them in a recreational game of strategy. This is
due to the fact that there are no known incidents on record
in which androids have forcibly dismembered their
opponents following a defeat in such a recreational game.
However, it is a matter of historical fact that the species
known as wookies has a distinct tendency to react to
strategy game losses in just such a manner."
Problemet i Star Trek är allt technobabbel de använder sig av *suck* hittade en sida där de översatte några kommentarer från Star Wars till technobabbel.
Star Wars
"Your father's lightsabre. This is the weapon
of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as
a blaster ... an elegant weapon, for a more
civilized age."
The Technobabblator
"Your father's fixed-length energy beam projection device.
Devices like this were considered the primary close-quarters
combat weapon of the Jedi Knights. This particular type of
weapon requires a great deal of skill to operate, but its
operating characteristics are weighted heavily toward high
accuracy and repeatability. This type of weapon was well
suited to the social and economic conditions prevalent in the
ancient era in which it was popularized."
Star Wars
"Don't be too proud of this technological
terror you've constructed. The ability to
destroy a planet is insignificant next to the
power of the Force."
The Technobabblator
"You should be careful to refrain from excessively optimistic
tactical projections based on the operating parameters and
characteristics of this battle station. There is a distinct
possibility that the energy requirements for the destruction
of an inhabitable planetoid may be significantly lower than
the quantities of energy that can theoretically be yielded by
tapping into the energy fields generated by living organisms."
Star Wars
"That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms
out of their sockets when they lose. Wookies
are known to do that."
The Technobabblator
"It is exceedingly rare for people to be overly concerned with
the threat of violent retribution from an android, after
defeating them in a recreational game of strategy. This is
due to the fact that there are no known incidents on record
in which androids have forcibly dismembered their
opponents following a defeat in such a recreational game.
However, it is a matter of historical fact that the species
known as wookies has a distinct tendency to react to
strategy game losses in just such a manner."
Re: Technobabbeltips
Den texten var ju riktigt lättförstålig. Man är ju trots allt teknolog sedan gymnasiet och har på senare tid blivit omskolad till Problemlösare.
/Seinet - Har fått förklarat för sig varför ocianiska orkaner uppkommer.
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<A HREF="http://hem.passagen.se/seinet/index.html" target="_new">http://hem.passagen.se/seinet/index.html</A> seinet@ironmaiden.com<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Seinet on 2000-11-24 14:09.</EM></FONT></P>
Den texten var ju riktigt lättförstålig. Man är ju trots allt teknolog sedan gymnasiet och har på senare tid blivit omskolad till Problemlösare.
/Seinet - Har fått förklarat för sig varför ocianiska orkaner uppkommer.
<font size="3">Klaga inte på Offensiv!</font>
<font size="1" color="#646464">Vi vill se RipperDoc äta sina kängor</font>
<A HREF="http://hem.passagen.se/seinet/index.html" target="_new">http://hem.passagen.se/seinet/index.html</A> seinet@ironmaiden.com<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Seinet on 2000-11-24 14:09.</EM></FONT></P>
Mathias Olsson
Veteran
Stämmer Narrator's Toolkit är helt ok och övriga supplement håller ungär samma klass det ända man kan klaga på är tenn-figgarna som är totalt hopplöst gjutna och opersonliga